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LOL
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Oh yeah and today I went to Subway
and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?”
and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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If you watch your birth backwards, you’ll see your own parents getting really excited as the doctors push you into your mom, thus getting rid of you forever.
If you start talking to me everyday,
I expect you to continue talking to me everyday, don’t go fucking on and off with me. like, don’t fucking talk to me for like 3 weeks straight then outta no where stop talking to me. i hate that shit. if you’re gonna talk to me, just talk to me. and if you’re gonna stop talking to me, then don’t start talking to me again.
story of my life.
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