October 2011
2 posts
When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical...
Yeah,
September 2011
5 posts
Oh yeah and today I went to Subway
choke-on-glitter:
and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?”
and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
thatfunnyblog:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
August 2011
11 posts
If you watch your birth backwards, you’ll see your own parents getting really excited as the doctors push you into your mom, thus getting rid of you forever.
If you start talking to me everyday,
I expect you to continue talking to me everyday, don’t go fucking on and off with me. like, don’t fucking talk to me for like 3 weeks straight then outta no where stop talking to me. i hate that shit. if you’re gonna talk to me, just talk to me. and if you’re gonna stop talking to me, then don’t start talking to me again.
story of my life.
1 tag
wonderbreadandmayo:
I feel like candice should spend more time trying to fuck jeremy then busting her brothers
15 tags
July 2011
7 posts
That awkward moment when you don't know if you...
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June 2011
2 posts
Cross the line if you've ever had your heart...
this.
April 2011
5 posts
“That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around...”
– Paper Towns, John Green (via sheisfrequentlykind)
March 2011
15 posts
the rain makes me so unproductive.
i just want to go to disneyland, ride peter pan...
Who’s with me?
I really can't picture anyone having a crush on...
February 2011
77 posts
