September 2011
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Oh yeah and today I went to Subway
choke-on-glitter: and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?”  and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
thatfunnyblog: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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