"Rewind Before Returning"

Oh yeah and today I went to Subway

choke-on-glitter:

and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?” 

and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

(Source: beautilation, via notgivingafucksince94)

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